You can't cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring – it just can't be done (honest). The most dangerous of animals is a clever sheep Never trust strangers in suits of armour carrying chickens European swallows don't migrate Coconuts don’t migrate. Albatross: 1. (n) A web-footed bird, of the genus Diomedea, of which there are several species. They are the largest of sea birds, capable of long-continued flight, and are often seen at great distances from the land. They are found chiefly in the southern hemisphere. 2. (n) A sea bird flavoured refreshment sold in cinemas by a person who may (or may not) be a woman. You do not get wafers with albatrosses.